Humor
epub |eng | 2003-01-02 | Author:Anne Fine [Fine, Anne]

‘Come down at once, Tuffy! Get down here!’ … and the other half on the other side, listening to Melanie on her knees, with her hands together and eyes closed, ...
( Category: Animals September 4,2017 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2015-06-23 | Author:Seth Rudetsky

After I got Devon’s text, I watched more tech rehearsal, which was incredibly exciting. For the first three hours. At first it was fascinating because I was seeing real Broadway ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2016-08-10 | Author:Dan Gutman

I slapped my forehead. What a crybaby! Finally, after we waited for a million hundred minutes, we got up to the front of the line. There was a lady behind ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2011-10-06 | Author:Angie Sage [Sage, Angie]

vampiry accent. Sometimes I notice that Uncle Drac has a bit of an accent like that but most of the time I don’t notice it because I am used to ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-08-09 | Author:Araminta Spookie 4: Vampire Brat(Ret) [Brat, Araminta Spookie 4: Vampire]

much better cook and she usually makes dinners. But I supposed that she was still looking for Pusskins. “I am not gaping,” I told Aunt Tabby. “Not much stew for ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2007-09-04 | Author:J.B. Cheaney [Cheaney, J.B.]

Some things are meant to be. —Veronica Sparks, whose mother always says that At first, I was just plain mad: I didn't catch Dinner to be scarfed down by a ...
( Category: Humor September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2010-05-12 | Author:J. K. Rowling [Rowling, J. K.]

Hermione plowed her way back to Hagrid’s cabin through two feet of snow on Sunday morning. Harry and Ron wanted to go with her, but their mountain of homework had ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2010-05-12 | Author:J. K. Rowling [Rowling, J. K.]

Chapter 10 Halloween Malfoy couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw that Harry and Ron were still at Hogwarts the next day, looking tired but perfectly cheerful. Indeed, by the ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2010-11-17 | Author:J. K. Rowling [Rowling, J. K.]

There followed a list of the school governors. “Oh,” said Ron. “But you said Buckbeak isn’t a bad Hippogriff, Hagrid. I bet he’ll get off.” “Yeh don’ know them gargoyles ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2011-02-05 | Author:J. K. Rowling [Rowling, J. K.]

Oh, come and stir my cauldron, And if you do it right, I’ll boil you up some hot strong love To keep you warm tonight. “We danced to this when ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-01-20 | Author:Stacey Jay [Jay, Stacey]

CHAPTER 14 Beige was the color of despair. After twenty minutes sitting in a beige chair, staring at a beige table full of Settler Elders-most of them also dressed in ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2005-01-02 | Author:Wendelin van Draanen [Draanen, Wendelin van]

Tried to act cool. But our mouths and shoulders and heads were twitching all around. Even as a murky fax copy, there was no mistaking my Slug-Mole! The Gecko read ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-06-17 | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers' Institute]

People have been playing board games for more than 4,000 years. The Murderer stalks the other players in the dark. When he’s ready to do the dastardly deed, he taps ...
( Category: Education & Reference September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2015-09-04 | Author:Michael Rosen

CHAPTER 17 Uncle Gobb’s Interesting Scheme Malcolm finished his toast on beans. (I know he’s already finished his beans once. What I mean is that we’re still with him exactly ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 4,2017 )
epub |eng | 2015-03-10 | Author:Seamus Pilger

“There’s nothing natural about these farts,” Darren insisted. “It’s the burritos,” Stan explained. “The lunch lady doesn’t like to waste any food. So ever since the burritos got their bad ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 4,2017 )